Dedicated Athlete Pillows

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'We're serious runners.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Hockey Season.

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

I love Kung Fu.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

'Must be coach Johnson's place.'

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

'Why do you keep a picture of your wife and kids on your desk? In case I'm tempted to take a day off.'

The winner takes it all?

Obsessive violinist.

Cellist having a shower

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

Football Hooligan.

Football prayers.

'On your mark,...get set,...'

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

"Depressed, anxious, unsure about the future...It's very common for people in your position, have you thought about supporting a different team?"

A swimmer doing the breast stroke on an armchair.