Diligent Athlete Pillows

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Uptight End"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

The Devil's in the detail!

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Bernard Hinault

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Javelin

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

Things get heated at the outing.

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

Trying to get kids into sports