Dedicated Swimmer Prints

A swimmer doing the breast stroke on an armchair.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"That's my boy!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Lapdogs

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

The synchronized shower event.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'Yes, this is the deep end.'