Symbolic Swimmer Gifts

'He did it for us.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"I'm beached body ready."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Pool lovers

"That is six feet."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"That was one strange and confusing competition."