Symbolic Swimmer Pillows

'He did it for us.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"That is six feet."

Pool lovers

"I'm beached body ready."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"That was one strange and confusing competition."