Spiritual Swimmer Gifts

"Be still and know that I am cod."

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Parachuting bishop.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Golfing with God.

'He did it for us.'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Gracebook.

Sports Day at the Monastery

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Thanks God!

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Pool lovers

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Tetanus Jab

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'