Young Swimmer Spirit Gifts

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

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"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'He did it for us.'

"Spring Chicken"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

Too young to be a grandma

Lemonade/Prune-aid

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"It's 'Modern Music Night' tonight. Will you be joining the others in the mosh pit?"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."