Jovial Swimmer Gifts

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Pool lovers

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

Going Shopping Together.

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

Enthusiastic man

'Right Sir, here we go...'

30th Parallel.

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

"Look, Doc, I'm a penguin. All I do is swim and eat fish. How on earth do I end up with high cholesterol?"

'In the ebb and flow of today's economy, are we ebbing or flowing?'

Naysayers keep out.

Shark in the Pool

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

"Age, nothing - I'd be satisfied to play my weight"

'Synchronised swimming,'