Jovial Swimmer Pillows

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Pool lovers

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

Going Shopping Together.

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

Enthusiastic man

'Right Sir, here we go...'

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

"Look, Doc, I'm a penguin. All I do is swim and eat fish. How on earth do I end up with high cholesterol?"

30th Parallel.

'In the ebb and flow of today's economy, are we ebbing or flowing?'

Naysayers keep out.

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

Shark in the Pool

I told you skinnydipping was a bad idea.

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

"Age, nothing - I'd be satisfied to play my weight"