Strategic Swimmer Pillows

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Reverse psychology

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Boxing

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"Duh!"

Fisherman catches swimmer.