Professional Swimmer Pillows

Swimmer with large feet.

'You're disqualified.'

The synchronized shower event.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Is the water cold?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Bankside

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Fishy tail.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"That's my boy!"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim