Long-distance Swimmer Pillows

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"That is six feet."