Long-distance Runner Pillows

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Mile 20. This is where I usually hit the wall.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Danger Slow Sand.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Man running

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Did you miss me?

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

The Fun Run.

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'Stampede!!'

Congratulations for male runner

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Jogger's nipple'

"We ran into a marathon."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run