Long Distance Driver Pillows

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

So Close..

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

Did you miss me?

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Route 666.

You are not forgotten!

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Heavy Traffic.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

International date line.

Gas eyedropper.

'Another short-cut, dear?'

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Missing You#2

'I'm on my way dear!'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Snowman fantasy

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."