Long Distance Driver Gifts

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

So Close..

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Did you miss me?

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Route 666.

You are not forgotten!

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Heavy Traffic.

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Gas eyedropper.

International date line.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

Missing You#2

'I'm on my way dear!'

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

'Another short-cut, dear?'

Snowman fantasy

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'