Long-haul Trucker Gifts

Last Parking space for 250 miles.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Future garbage truck driver.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Sister Cities

Heavy meals on wheels

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

'Trucker's tan?'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Filling up.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.