Truckers Gifts

'Wide Load' enjoying a meal . .

'They'll never be able to replace drivers with technology. Hey, what are those drones doing?'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'

Heavy Traffic.

Caution: Multi-ton vehicles driven by morons barrelling along, next billion miles.

Trucker

Urina: The Chronicles,

Raw Sewage, Toxic Waste, Nerve Gas, and Don't Ask.

Route 666.

'Who ordered the Christmas special?'

Kitty Clock

Wide Load

Board on Board

"Good of your boss to lend us this just to pop to the shops!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Future garbage truck driver.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Heavy meals on wheels

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Sister Cities

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Recalculating!