Fuel Tanker Trucker Gifts

Fuel rationing in Portugal

Future garbage truck driver.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Route 666.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Sam's Venison.

Heavy Traffic.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Self Service Island

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Einstein discovers that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, but the speed of Lite beer is only 65 MPH.

'Keep on trucking man... or don't... you know, depending on which you'd rather do.'

A 'failed' brake check!

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Iranian Oil

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

falling oil prices bargain barrel

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

'Yeah, I know this is a BYOB party.'

Expensive oil.

A broken down cattle truck with cows smoking and drinking coffee while driver works on truck.

"I completed the medical for your trucker's licence, and all your tests came back negatory, good buddy."

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

Semiliterate.

'I wish I'd heard of this place earlier!'

Man drives by too many road alerts.