Fuel Tanker Trucker Mugs

Fuel rationing in Portugal

Future garbage truck driver.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Route 666.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Sam's Venison.

Heavy Traffic.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Self Service Island

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Iranian Oil

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

A 'failed' brake check!

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

'Keep on trucking man... or don't... you know, depending on which you'd rather do.'

falling oil prices bargain barrel

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Yeah, I know this is a BYOB party.'

Semiliterate.

Shipping contract.

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

A broken down cattle truck with cows smoking and drinking coffee while driver works on truck.

"I completed the medical for your trucker's licence, and all your tests came back negatory, good buddy."

Trucker

'I wish I'd heard of this place earlier!'

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'