Petrol Tanker Operator Mugs

'It seems to be full of data.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

A Cow Tank.

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

Iranian Oil

falling oil prices bargain barrel

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Expensive oil.

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

'Was it something I said?'

Supreme Gas

Two Men In A Tank.

'He wasn't intimidated.'

Tank

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Cat in path of tank.

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

"There was a bee."

Less than worthless!

'I notice you're claiming non-domicile status, Mr Bull...'

China Syndrome.

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

Oil at $100 a barrel

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

"Remember - no road rage."

'Let him play thru, Harry.'

I love Tropical Fish