Oil Trader Mugs

falling oil prices bargain barrel

Oil at $100 a barrel

Iranian Oil

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Genie promises magic oil.

Expensive oil.

Less than worthless!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

City Boy.

European currency on the edge.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'