Long-haul Trucker Mugs

Last Parking space for 250 miles.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Future garbage truck driver.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Heavy meals on wheels

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

'Trucker's tan?'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Filling up.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.