Trucker Gifts

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Gas truck that has run out of gas.

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'Ready?'

Centipede Trucking.

Danger Explosives.

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"

"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."

BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'

"Bob, if you get out of there, I could fit one more in."

'Sure it's safe to haul toxic waste. I've been doing it for five years.'

Two hungry truckers approach a roadside cafe in a truck.

Truck collision due to incompetence

'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'

Recalculating!

Sam's Venison.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

'Yeah, I know this is a BYOB party.'

Einstein discovers that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, but the speed of Lite beer is only 65 MPH.

Bank transporting a giant purse.

'Keep on trucking man... or don't... you know, depending on which you'd rather do.'

Narrow Load.

'Dang! When did this happen?'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Amish Mudflap girl next to trucker's Mudflap girl.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'I'm going to break the rules, just this once.'

'Possum Helper' added to food.

A broken down cattle truck with cows smoking and drinking coffee while driver works on truck.

Diesel Prices

'I've tried to turn my life around, but it's hard when you're a big rig.'