Truck Driving Gifts

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Stan's OK Deliveries

'I don't stop for global warming.'

"Many of you will run food trucks."

Hummer driver.

Hot Lasagna Transport

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Please Drove Carefully.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Cats on Board.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Future garbage truck driver.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

How am I abducting?

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."