Trucks Gifts

"4x4? That's an easy one: truck."

'Unexpected victory.'

"I was looking for my piece of the American Dream when I bought this truck...now I'm looking for a parking space."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

'For our anniversary I bought myself a truck, and her a carpet cleaner...which explains my condition.'

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

The hearse was a write-off. But at least no one was killed. Again.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"

'Oh great. They're metric tools, and I've got standard nuts and bolts.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Cat flap for a truck.

'...if I have to get a job when I grow up, I guess I'll be a garbage man. You get to drive big trucks, throw things and you only work on Tuesdays.'

'Ashley Cooper's Toe Truck.'

"This one even has a smoking section."

'Well, then, what can I get repaired for this much?'

Safety - Driving.

'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

'Why do I get the feeling my divorce is final?'

Future garbage truck driver.

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

Towing a toy

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Three long vehicles.

I brake for EVERYTHING.

Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.

'I don't care if it is Nude Recreation Week, you are not getting in my truck until you put some pants on!'