Trucks Gifts

"4x4? That's an easy one: truck."

'Unexpected victory.'

"I was looking for my piece of the American Dream when I bought this truck...now I'm looking for a parking space."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

'For our anniversary I bought myself a truck, and her a carpet cleaner...which explains my condition.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

The hearse was a write-off. But at least no one was killed. Again.

"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'Oh great. They're metric tools, and I've got standard nuts and bolts.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Cat flap for a truck.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Towing a toy

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Good guess, but we have the green Volvo sedan."

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

Future garbage truck driver.

'Why do I get the feeling my divorce is final?'

Truck collision due to incompetence

Safety - Driving.

'...if I have to get a job when I grow up, I guess I'll be a garbage man. You get to drive big trucks, throw things and you only work on Tuesdays.'

'Ashley Cooper's Toe Truck.'

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

"This one even has a smoking section."

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

'Well, then, what can I get repaired for this much?'

'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'

Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.

'I don't care if it is Nude Recreation Week, you are not getting in my truck until you put some pants on!'