Trucking Gifts

Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

Gas truck that has run out of gas.

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Ready?'

Logistics Experts

Helium (tanker truck)

Driver sees sign on truck: 'How's my driving while talking on the cell phone?'

'It seems to be full of data.'

Centipede Trucking.

Danger Explosives.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Wide Load' enjoying a meal . .

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'They'll never be able to replace drivers with technology. Hey, what are those drones doing?'

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

"Never mind my driving. How is your driving? Oh, a little defensive are we, now that the shoe is on the other foot? Well, boo-de-hoo-hoo!"

'Existential truckstop'

'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'

Loophole Closed.

'Now that's a skid mark!'

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

High Load

Truck careering towards hazards sign showing fuel prices etc

CSA bogging down a truck