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Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Gas truck that has run out of gas.

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

'Ready?'

Helium (tanker truck)

Logistics Experts

Driver sees sign on truck: 'How's my driving while talking on the cell phone?'

'It seems to be full of data.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Centipede Trucking.

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

'Wide Load' enjoying a meal . .

Danger Explosives.

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'They'll never be able to replace drivers with technology. Hey, what are those drones doing?'

'Existential truckstop'

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

Caution Oversized Books

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

CSA bogging down a truck

High Load

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

A Semicolon.

Truck careering towards hazards sign showing fuel prices etc