Pickup Truck Driver Gifts

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

How Amazon was invented

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!