Pickup Truck Driver Mugs

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

How Amazon was invented

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Sister Cities

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!