Future Trucker Gifts

Future garbage truck driver.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Route 666.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Sam's Venison.

Heavy Traffic.

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Zero gravity ahead.

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I want to be a Jockey."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'