Trucking Trainee Gifts

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'Virtual patient.'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'

Survey says there are still a quarter of trainee GPs to stay in full-time clinical work

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

Do as many study days as you can

He's working his way up to lions!

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

"But the good news is that if you get a life threatening illness...then you'd get a decent payout."