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"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'Virtual patient.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'

Survey says there are still a quarter of trainee GPs to stay in full-time clinical work

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

Do as many study days as you can

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

He's working his way up to lions!