Future Trucker T-Shirts

Future garbage truck driver.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Route 666.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Sam's Venison.

Heavy Traffic.

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Zero gravity ahead.

"I want to be a Jockey."

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park