Nurse Trainee T-Shirts

"I like your style.... You'll go far."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Early Learning Today

"They look so young and helpless."

"Do you smell something?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Rocking Horse

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

Babies

Fashion Nursery School

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'Virtual patient.'

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

STRIP *Community Care * Change

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer