Beginning Nurse Training T-Shirts

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Early Learning Today

"They look so young and helpless."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"Do you smell something?"

Rocking Horse

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Babies

Fashion Nursery School

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"Frank, is that you?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'