Beginning Nurse Training Gifts

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"They look so young and helpless."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Early Learning Today

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"Do you smell something?"

Rocking Horse

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

Babies

Fashion Nursery School

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"Frank, is that you?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.