Starting A Nursing Job Gifts

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Dancing Doctor

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Fighting the Pandemic

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

"So...do you have a job now?"

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

Give me your sick...

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

Coronavirus

Health Care is in Trouble

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

"Frank, is that you?"

Urgent Care/Walk It Off

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''