Starting A Healthcare Job Gifts

Urgent Care/Walk It Off

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

'I just need you to make notes on the chart, so that I know the patient is breathing and all.'

Health Care is in Trouble

Coronavirus

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Dancing Doctor

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

Fighting the Pandemic

"All my symptoms are old ... "

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'Side effects may include....'

Give me your sick...

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"I don't think a hospital video consultation requires 'motivation'."

'Well, it didn't work, so now we'll try it your way.'

"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Divine intervention in the Covid-19 pandemic.

Hospital - Dawn

Vaccination In Cuba Against Covid

'How much is it doc?' 'Fif...fif...fif...seventy five dollars.'

'We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities.'

'No, that's not his scary Halloween zombie costume, that's his scary ICD-10 rollout look.'