Starting A Healthcare Career Gifts

Teste, Vaccine, Pour Liberte

Dancing Doctor

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Fighting the Pandemic

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Happy Birthday to you.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'Side effects may include....'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Give me your sick...

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'I was healthy until a guy disagreed with me at a meeting on health care.'

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.'

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"I don't think a hospital video consultation requires 'motivation'."

"Frank, is that you?"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Health Care is in Trouble

Coronavirus

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!