First Job In Healthcare Gifts

Dancing Doctor

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

"Surgery up here is free!"

Good Luck!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Fighting the Pandemic

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

The Paper Route

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'Side effects may include....'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'