Start Of A Healthcare Career Gifts

Vaccination In Cuba Against Covid

Dancing Doctor

"Surgery up here is free!"

Fighting the Pandemic

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Happy Birthday to you.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'Side effects may include....'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Give me your sick...

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'I was healthy until a guy disagreed with me at a meeting on health care.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

"I don't think a hospital video consultation requires 'motivation'."

"Frank, is that you?"

Health Care is in Trouble

Coronavirus

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Urgent Care/Walk It Off