Starting Medical Career Gifts

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

Happy Birthday to you.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement