Getting A New Job In Healthcare Gifts

"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Dancing Doctor

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Fighting the Pandemic

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'Side effects may include....'

Give me your sick...

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

"I don't think a hospital video consultation requires 'motivation'."

Health Care is in Trouble

Coronavirus

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

Urgent Care/Walk It Off

'Well, it didn't work, so now we'll try it your way.'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'I just need you to make notes on the chart, so that I know the patient is breathing and all.'

Divine intervention in the Covid-19 pandemic.

Vaccination In Cuba Against Covid

"And this is the Ward where you'll be working."

Hospital - Dawn

'How much is it doc?' 'Fif...fif...fif...seventy five dollars.'