Starting Nursing School Gifts

'It's not for soaking your feet... it's a bedpan!'

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Culture Saturday

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Boy and girl at thier studies