Nursing Student Gifts

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'Water? I'll just see if I can find someone who's completed the optimal patient rehydration management course!'

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Eternal Student.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Burning the midnight oil.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

The Bookworm

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?