University Student Gifts

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Postgrad Pat.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'I know he'll solve it--he even understands German wine labels.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"Virtual classes have some definite advantages."

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

"This sounds impressive. I've been accepted by a prestigious research university."

'...Or not.'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

His Master's Thesis.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"My homework ate my dog."

"I'm learning to read too."

'...And Harriet Brownley gets the commendation 'Most Googled'.'

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'The students must be back then.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'Into each life, a certain amount of analytical incongruity must fall.'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

Pessimists' club vending machine: Will wish you a rotten day, 50c.

Pesky students.

'Cat Lit. You?'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."