Student Sister Gifts

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robot Parts $5

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Larry's used art

The Busy Gardener

Gender Equality

Domestic Superheroes!!

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.