Student Sibling Gifts

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Why should we keep going to school?

'Can he write term papers?'

"If you upgrade this to an 'A' I think I can get you an extra $10,000."

"I got 75 percent right on my math test!"

"I wasn't cheating. He's just peer mentoring and doesn't know it."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Bond James, Bond."

The Art Student.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Grace For Flies

At the Museum

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.