Starting A Nursing Program Gifts

"I like your style.... You'll go far."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Culture Saturday

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'