Starting A Nursing Program Mugs

"I like your style.... You'll go far."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Culture Saturday

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."